Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend http://tfl.nu/zaxj
  Replies (11) Good night (419) Bad night (716) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird? http://tfl.nu/yuh6
  Replies (67) Good night (7756) Bad night (933)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving. http://tfl.nu/d6qb
  Replies (8) Good night (3494) Bad night (428) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

  (740): View more from Ohio

  i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you' (740): i literally fucking hate you so fucking much. http://tfl.nu/7yl2
  Replies (82) Good night (33411) Bad night (1284)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life. http://tfl.nu/g4gg
  Replies (35) Good night (2565) Bad night (3552) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now http://tfl.nu/70jp
  Replies (2) Good night (2731) Bad night (616) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me

  (310): View more from California

  maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me (310): maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA http://tfl.nu/mrhy
  Replies (1) Good night (1855) Bad night (603)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  French fry pizza

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Are you brilliant or just really high?

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Can't it be both?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): French fry pizza (502): Are you brilliant or just really high? (330): Can't it be both? http://tfl.nu/8jk8
  Replies (8) Good night (3219) Bad night (592)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever. http://tfl.nu/sogf
  Replies (29) Good night (1106) Bad night (3760) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus. http://tfl.nu/c88k
  Replies (8) Good night (2890) Bad night (456) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.." http://tfl.nu/m3fa
  Replies (6) Good night (2699) Bad night (464) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic. http://tfl.nu/b3rt
  Replies (1) Good night (733) Bad night (374) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard. http://tfl.nu/ug22
  Replies (7) Good night (1460) Bad night (413) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again. http://tfl.nu/4d1q
  Replies (6) Good night (1099) Bad night (237) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do. http://tfl.nu/dd4u
  Replies (3) Good night (543) Bad night (375) Order T-Shirt

Randomize