Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
