my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
COCAINE IS GR8
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