Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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