were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The Olympian is in my bed
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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