I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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