Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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