Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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