I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I party with great urgency now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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