my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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