Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i need an iv and a liver transplant
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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