Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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