i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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