So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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