Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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