I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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