That's intense
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize