you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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