is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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