Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this just has baby written all over it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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