Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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