so that wasnt chicken after all
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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