no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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