my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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