remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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