New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
COCAINE IS GR8
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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