doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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