she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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