Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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