remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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