Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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