It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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