I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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