it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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