never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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