I am in a vortex of obligation.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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