ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Do you have feelings for this penis?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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