Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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