On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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