Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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