I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
His nipple licking is glorious
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