Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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