I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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