What a fucking waste of an outfit
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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