i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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