next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
