I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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