The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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