Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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