he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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