I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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