im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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